Old conservative men are happier than anyone else

Now, many may wonder about this but it is rather easy to explain.  To explain it, I will go down the line:

First of all, old people are happier, because they do not have all the worries that younger people have.  They don’t have to worry about kids, work, and they know what life is about.

Secondly, conservatives tend to look at the world in a realistic manner.  Now this isn’t a slam against liberals, but liberals tend to look at the problems in the world and worry about changing them.  Conservatives, however, tend to look at the world for all its wrong and they accept the faults as well as see all the beauty.

Finally, men are happier than women, because men don’t worry about as much as women do.  Women seem to worry about a lot more.  Plus, they have to put up with us men, which is probably the real reason for this point.

So, when you add all this together, old conservative men are the happiest people on the planet.