There is a conspiracy afoot!! The aim of the conspiracy you ask?
Why nothing more than the complete elimination of tasty food!!!!
It started when scientists said that bacon (and any red meat!!) can increase your chance of colon/bowel cancer. Now they are saying that white bread (and any high glycemic foods) can increase your chances of lung cancer!!!
Why are scientists doing this? I have no clue, and I don’t care, and I won’t bother changing my eating habits. Why you ask?
Because the increase in colon/bowel cancer is next to none (the chances of getting colon cancer for the whole population went up less than one percent). I’m willing to take those odds. As for the lung cancer, I’m sure the ten years that I smoked probably did more damage than the hamburger and hotdog buns I eat. Not to mention that whole wheat buns taste horrible. Oh, and don’t get me started on a twigs and branches version of a french baguette!!!
So I call for an investigation into this conspiracy, so that it can be exposed and done away with!
Say YES! to tasty food.