First, they told you eggs will kill you, then they said that red meat will kill. Next they came for the grill marks on food, after that they said chicken is just as bad as beef, and now they have said that fruit juice will kill you.
If fruit juice increases your chance of death, doesn’t that mean fruit does as well?
I guess we will all be dying. But please just laugh at these scientists who seem to think that we will actually listen to them, because nutrition science has fallen into the same trap that academic historians have; they are all researching micro issues to the point of nullification of the field of study.
So, eat your meat, drink your juice, and remember your bloody mary is made with tomatoes, which are fruit. Oh, and WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!