This guy is awesome. Yes, I know he broke the law, and what not, but to break into a Five Guys only to cook burgers and take a few waters to wash them down is ballsy and funny.
If I was on a jury for that case, I would let him go. He’s the type of criminal that is alright in my book. Heck, he even toasted the buns for his burger, at least he has good taste.